Prompt Tuesday is getting spicy. We’re roasting our Substack pages, Girlbosses!🩷🦩

Here’s the drill: Take a screenshot of your Substack publication, drop it into ChatGPT, paste the prompt below and share the output. Extra points if it stings a little 🔥

Do a soft roast of my Substack page from the perspective of a growth strategist with a strong eye for visual storytelling. Overlay your feedback directly on the screenshot using pink ink, handwritten scribbles, post-its, doodles, arrows, remarks and comments. Suggest concrete improvements to headlines, thumbnails and overall visual hierarchy. Keep it constructive, witty and specific. Add a small flamingo doodle somewhere as a playful brand Easter egg.

Disclaimer: This is for fun. Do not take the output personally. If you accidentally learn something useful… well, that’s between you and the algorithm. Roast responsibly. 💅🔥