Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Rubio Denies President is Asleep Despite Being Pinned to the Floor Under Trump's Unconscious Body"

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Rubio Denies President is Asleep Despite Being Pinned to the Floor Under Trump's Unconscious Body

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