Or how about "vaccine is ineffective". Two Pfizer shots Apr 15 and May 2; caught COVID with a positive test on 8/19. MIL had her J&J shot in late June, caught COVID with a positive test date of 8/24.

Outcomes for the two of us were totally similar with my wife's, who took no vaccine but IS taking ivermectin. Positive test on 8/24, asymptomatic now.