I love this. What a wonderful VIRTUE SIGNALLING device. I've got some bills to pay off but I just might spend the money on this one to wear on the airplane ride home, assuming the border to the Federated States of Micronesia ever opens again. I'm chuckling just imagining the looks and comments I'd get, lol. Probably as good as the time (as an actress) I wore a burka to the beach for a skit. Or the time I pretended to be a homeless drunk outside the theater I was performing at later that evening. That was even better than the burka thing. I really enjoy people watching and wearing this device would be several hours of pure entertainment.