German regulators want to regulate away single-sex toilets at large public events. Why?

Event venues tend to have equal number of toilets for both sexes, even though women take longer in cubicles. That’s not because we’re having a good time in there, but because we have to get half naked in order to pee.

We also spend a substantial part of our lives bleeding out of our vaginas, and we need to make very sure there are never ever any outward signs of that fact, otherwise everyone freaks the fuck out.

But rather than give us more cubicles in response to these complaints, the German government wants us to bunk in with the men. All together like one big sexless family. Why are they doing this?