To the tune of "When a Man Loves a Woman"

When a man becomes a woman/ Can't keep his mind on nothin' else/ He traded his johnson/ For the good thing he's found/

If it's there, he can't see it/ He's bound back his dong/ And turn his back on his best friend/ If he calls her him/

When a man becomes a woman/ Spend his very last dime/ Trying to get others to call him a she/ He'd give up all his comforts/

Get implants that cause pain/ Cause he thinks that's the way, it ought to be/ When a man becomes a woman/ Don't be the last to know/

Cause if you use the wrong pronoun/ It will cause you misery/