Sorry, you never disappoint - always good for a laugh - you remind me of the smart talking dog in the movie "Up", very intelligent, capable of carrying on a good conversation, but every time he sees a squirrel, his eyes go pinwheel, his intellect shuts down and he goes chasing after the squirrel, I guess I am your squirrel (of course that invokes a charge of being "nutty", but that would be a welcome change :D)

You do know, of course, that a "mythology" is a narrative ...