The slight (very slight) majority of last November's voters have, in effect, given the national car keys to the stupidest kid in the class, told him to drive as fast as possible on the freeway, and packed the car with all his most immature and irresponsible buddies. You remember those kids? They're the ones who always sat in the back of the class and threw spitballs and made farting sounds and thought they were both funny and cool when, in fact, they were just ignorant jerks. But now, they're running the country! What could possibly go wrong?