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Dec 16, 2022·edited Dec 16, 2022

I read the big announcement this afternoon. I thought sure it had to be a spoof like an Onion story. Made sure to look for legit news sources and found that sure enough, it was real. Thanks for mentioning it tonight to confirm this is indeed going down in the books as history. Gah!

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Dec 16, 2022·edited Dec 16, 2022

If Trump is losing his luster now, just wait until the criminal charges starting and wounding him. It's a safe bet that all this bad new is continuing good news for DeSantis, who must feel like he won the Lotto. Let's wait and see, though, if Gov. Smarmy can truly excite the MAGA base with his monotone sleeping-pill speeches. There will end up being bitter GOP primary fights in which, I hope, they beat each other to a pulp.

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I'm afraid to look at the former guy's trading cards because laughing that hard could be hazardous to my health. Loved President Biden's response! Sometimes I don't know what's real until Heather tells me. Thank you, Heather!

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OMG! This has to be the BEST LFAA yet!😂

Brokémon!!!!!

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I have come to the conclusion that Donald J. Trump suffers from acute infantilism. Dementia already has set in. Next thing we know, he will be hawking decks of plastic playing cards.

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We must remember who the traitors in Congress are. Recent reporting indicates that these 34 Republican members of Congress exchanged text messages with Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, about assorted schemes to overturn the 2020 election. !@#%&#!

Rep. Rick Allen (Georgia)

Rep. Brian Babin (Texas)

Rep. Andy Biggs (Arizona)

Rep. Dan Bishop (North Carolina)

Rep. Kevin Brady (Texas)

Rep. Mo Brooks (Alabama)

Rep. Ted Budd (North Carolina)

Rep. Andrew Clyde (Georgia)

Sen. Kevin Cramer (North Dakota)

Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas)

Rep. Warren Davidson (Ohio)

Rep. Tom Emmer (Minnesota)

Rep. Bob Gibbs (Ohio)

Rep. Louie Gohmert (Texas)

Rep. Paul Gosar (Arizona)

Rep. Mark Green (Tennessee)

Rep. Jody Hice (Georgia)

Rep. Richard Hudson (North Carolina)

Rep. Mike Johnson (Louisiana)

Sen. Ron Johnson (Wisconsin)

Rep. Jim Jordan (Ohio)

Rep. Fred Keller (Pennsylvania)

Rep. Mike Kelly (Pennsylvania)

Sen. Mike Lee (Utah)

Rep. Billy Long (Missouri)

Rep. Barry Loudermilk (Georgia)

Sen. Cynthia Lummis (Wyoming)

Rep. Barry Moore (Alabama)

Rep. Greg Murphy (North Carolina)

Rep. Ralph Norman (South Carolina)

Sen. David Perdue (Georgia)

Rep. Scott Perry (Pennsylvania)

Rep. Chip Roy (Texas)

Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Georgia)

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Yes, the cards. But look at all the press coverage it has garnered him. That is his real pay. We need to totally ignore the orange man, stop being so obsessed with him. No attention, not even to make fun of him. We need to focus on more important issues like: where is the national voter's rights bill?

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OMG! The internet is FULL of take-offs of these cards and every one is more brilliant than the last one! It's times like these I love social media. What a complete and utter buffoon. A total moron. The man has REALLY lost touch with reality as never before. I saw the Filipkowski tweet and I thought it was a joke. Biden's comeback "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" was beautifully played. I CAN'T WAIT to see what late night TV will do with this--Stephen Colbert will have a field day!

Meanwhile...Republicans' clown car continues its wild ride and Democrats are managing to hold steady and continue to go about the business of governing...

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Maybe this is a step in his preparing an insanity defense when he is indicted.

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They should be called traitor cards. Can’t wait to see these ridiculous cards go the same way his steaks did!

I still can not wrap my head around the fact that this toxic sociopath sat in our White House. Nor can I believe he is still out there with his coat of Teflon protecting him. I just hope that the documents will prove to be his Waterloo and he will be indicted. And then, I can finally get a full night’s sleep. It’s been a rocky ride since 2016.

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American Psychiatric Association five signs of Narcissitic Personality Disorder:

1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate experience)

2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.

3. Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people or institutions

4. Requires excessive admiration.

5. Has a sense of entitlement (i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.

DO ALL FIVE FIT ANYONE WE KNOW??????

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Lord help us, this man was and still wants to be the President of the United States of America. What does this say about us?

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NFT?? No F*****g Trump??

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Did none of his staff notice the resemblance to "Dark Brandon" with the laser eyes?! Well, imitation is the greatest form of flattery--soon he'll be sporting those aviator sunglasses and eating his "two scoops" of ice cream out of a cone.

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When John F Kennedy was campaigning in 1960 he once described the GOP like Elephants in a Circus trunk to tail going around and around the center ring and not ever getting anywhere. The GOP today as Heather is writing fits that same description. Thanks for this great analysis!

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“ If the Democrats are trying to portray themselves as the competent party, the Republicans seem to be trying to give them a leg up.” Love this SO MUCH!😎

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