Good call, Chales. Let the pedophiles meet in conclave.

Monty Python

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NOTE ~ From the desk of a real KING…

The ultimate put down for the pathetic wanna-be-KING

Humiliation is the perfect KRYPTOMITE for the “Orange Narcissist.”

I couldn’t love this more. Will they discuss the good ol days with Epstein and the girls they SA?

I’m sorry to replay this but….

There is no place on earth I want him to visit. There is no place on our planet inhospitable enough, cold enough, hot enough, humid enough, dry enough, oxygen deprived enough to suit such an odious, vapid, poor excuse for a humanoid. He and his entire bag of assholes (the VP, the Cabinet, his enablers) shoul…

The two should have much in common.

Prince Andrew knew to step down.

We need a bit of comedy….wish it was true!!!

“According to royal sources, Andrew was “incandescent with rage” when his older brother informed him of the engagement, but the King told him, “Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team.”

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Rotflmao 😂 😂 😂 😆 😂 If only this were true!

If only we would see this instead!

Chef's kiss to King Charles! I love this!!

Excellent

😂😂😂 They can fight over who has more mentions in the Epstein files! 🤦‍♀️😂