Of course you can't say that she sings better. You'd lose your music gig. But to be serious, your husband's vocal cords are 80 years old. So I gotta say that he sounds good compared to Bob Dylan. I don't know if his poetry is better. That would be tough. But his essay writing is knock down brilliant and he tells a good Jesus joke, as well as others.

e.g. Israeli Paratrooper: If my 'chute doesn't open, how long until I hit the ground? INSTRUCTOR: The rest of your life.

Do you know why Jesus was an utterly Orthodox Jew?

1. He lived at home until he was 30. Then,

2. He went into his Father's business.

3. He believed his mother was a virgin

4. His mother thought he was God.

Only a Jew could think up that one. Only an Irish Catholic couldn't stop laughing --- despite impending flames