Unicorn farts are a very unique type of flatulence.

To "elites" like Gates, they smell like a fresh bouquet of gardenias, reminiscent of Caribbean islands teaming with scantily clad nymphettes and A5 wagyu washed down with a lovey Château Latour.

To the great unwashed, however, it is like being immersed, chin-deep, into an outhouse pit in continuous use for several decades.