Michael Pershan

Deputy Editor of The American Bystander, Editor of twofiftyone.net, Father of Kids, Teacher of Math.

The American Bystander's Viral Load

By Michael Gerber

Funny stuff that won't leave you dumber, from the editors of America's "last great humor magazine."

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