Congratulations to your employment with the Ministry of Truth.  We feel it will be a long and productive partnership.  Together we protect America from untruth. There however are a few things you must know.  The first is, 

                         There is no Ministry of Truth.

Should you be asked if there is a Ministry of Truth, possible responses are "Stooge of Putin!", "Take off your tinfoil hat,"  or taking a drag on your cigarette then exhale while staring into the distance over the head of your interlocutor.