My gawd, the scrambling by Faux Lifers on my socials re the Alabama IVF ruling! All sorts of Male Constitutional Experts Without Law Degrees are doing the heavy lifting of 'splaining all this Legal Stuff to us clueless and "hysterical Progressives". I, an actual lawyer, have Got It All Wrong, you see. The ruling ONLY applies in the most narrow of circumstances (only allowing IVF patients to sue a facility for "wrongful death" in case of negligent destruction of frozen embryos in its possession). Legally categorizing frozen embryos as "unborn children" under Alabama law would Never, Ever apply in any other circumstances! My eyes have rolled so far back, it's given me a damn migraine.

Not how this works, people. Not. How. This. Works. [sigh]