The problem with the second opinion now is if the CDC approved brain cloud diagnoses the second opinion would say ‘science has clearly shown that many have brain clouds. Research has been done and jumping into a volcano is a safe and effective cure’. ‘But will I still have a brain cloud?’ ‘Yes. But it will be a mild one.’ ‘What about the lava?’ ‘Be very careful what you’re reading on social media these days. It is true a very tiny number of people have been burned to a crisp instantly when jumping into a volcano. But most just get singed slightly. A light singe that goes away after a few days.’ ‘Thanks Doc. I guess I’ll jump into the volcano.’