'any day now “censored by twitter” is going to exceed “passed peer review at a prestigious journal” as a credential.'

Hear, hear!

As in the riddle of the cell whith two doors, one leading to freedom the other one to death, each with its own guard, one always a liar, the other ever telling the truth.

Being allowed only one question to one of them, without knowing which guard is a liar or truth teller.

And one's enough:

"If I ask the other guard which door leads to freedom, what will he answer?"

Then, whatever the answer, just step out through the opposite door.

Q.E.D.