"Take a look at the latest chart of foods from Tufts, where Lucky Charms are rated as extremely healthy, while bacon and eggs is rated extremely unhealthy."

... NO ...!

This makes me ashamed to say where my doctoral degree comes from ([major cringe]).

I graduated 10 years ago. Recently I have had the feeling that I most likely got out at the very nick of time before it became so UTTERLY, incomprehensibly Borg as to offer literally no educational value whatsoever. The above quote makes me realize that I must be right. ARGH.

Bacon and eggs makes me feel strong in the morning. I am ~6' and ~130 lb. Must be doing something right by me ...