A. If you hadn’t said otherwise, I would have said Trump was the one who looks like a serial killer. The only one I could say looked good in her mug shot was Jenna Ellis; Trump just looks unpleasant.

B. I don’t care how good of a season Ohtani has; I will die on the hill that if your team cannot finish .500, you should be ineligible to win the MVP. It is the Most VALUABLE Player, not the Most OUTSTANDING Player. If your team can’t even get to 81 wins, how much value did your production really give your team?

As I believe was once said to Ralph Kiner, “We finished last with you. We can finish last without you.” Granted, the Angels couldn’t finish last because of the abominable Athletics, but the point still holds.