What prepares me to be commander-in-chief?

Well, in these troubling times with Russian and Chinese aggression on nearly all continents, my skills in gluten free cooking are critical to world peace. I am sure I can melt Mr. Putin heart with my delightful recipe for gluten free borscht. Also, my familiarity with TurboTax Deluxe will severe the country well when I revise the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act. All by myself! Making America the best country in the world will be so much fun. Thank you.