CDC, singing in the voice of Troy McLure, from the stage production of 'Planet of the APes':

"Ermagerd, we wuz rong

Was a flu all a-long,

Well at least you got a needle

Yes at least you got a needle

Well at least we got a needle into to you-oh!"

Now, for some nightmares, imagine a Covid-scare managed with the help of Gemini-like AI in charge of all the information.