Living out here in New Mexico, I hear it from the best of sources that the human-alien hybrids down in Roswell became tired of the tangential allusions to UFOs, and so decided to reactivate some anti-gravity devices buried in the desert sands. No malevolent motive is claimed, solely the intention of promoting historical understanding by illustrating how the scrambled thinking of empires in their desperation phase will tend to produce decisions by the worst mediocrities demonstrative of the blatant absurdities of the most muddled [sub] human minds.