I'm still most bothered by statements about natural immunity. Despite more than a century of epidemiological and virological study indicating that natural immunity rocks holy ass, we are forced to swat away such verbal vomit as "vaccines are better than natural immunity" and "even if you've had the Coof, you need to be vaccinated" (with zero proof for why because there is none). The one that bothers me most is perhaps the least offensive on initial reading. I think it bothers me most because it consists of that mealy-mouthed "doubtspeak" that punches a hole in reality while saying, "Hey, I'm not saying one way or another, I'm just sayin'." Because deep down you know that the person saying it is a fucking liar. That statement is this: "Although natural immunity MAY confer some protection against COVID-19, the strength and duration of that protection are UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME." Because they can't say, "But just for the record, every other time in human history, natural immunity has been da bomb. And oh, btw, vaccines only work because of your immune system, so . . ." Bunch of idiots.

I'm just pleased to know that two-and-a-half years in, they finally determined that COVID-19 is causing all the "unexplained" heart attacks, none of which started until more than a year after the Coof hit. This BS is making my fucking head spin like a top.