I like No Use For A Name's idea--send Jay and Silent Bob over to Bump's place.

"Are you Phillip Bump? Do you write for the Washington Post? Did you say the Twitter Files was bullshit?" And then picture the old Batman show, with all the BAM! POW! and ZOWIE! going off as Bump is bumped.

I just figured out that this will be a good test. I wrote something obviously stupid and in jest about some Hollywood guys kicking a bad reporter's ass. Let's see if I get banned for the Church Lady's definition of violent threats.