The next time you make a useful comment will be the first, so let me give you a head start on that worthy life goal:

D.C. is federal territory but the cops are not. (If the cops were federal already there'd be no need for a federal takeover, savvy?) D.C. has a local police force and chief, not federal. A peach pit would have understood that's what I meant by "state control" in my comment: Not Federal. But you didn't, which figiures.

Finally, Shane's my real name, so the " " should go around "Running Burning Asshole."