Blame it on my fundamentalist xtian upbringing. My grade school classrooms were the basement of the church/cult and a large industrial trailer in the parking lot that was subdivided into small rooms for the generally three to seven students per class. We were taught that all signs confirmed those were the prophesied end days and the savior would return before i graduated high school to rapture away true believers who had their hearts “right with the lord.”

Graduated public high school nearly forty years ago.

Punchline-mail addressed to Jesus Christ has been delivered to my home.

Congratulations on breaking free!