Now, do that in SIR! Michael Palin's "Vicar" voice.

Tais-toi, monsieur, sha shtil. I am no lawyer (feh!), but I am a New Yorker ready to defend your wife's honor. En garde!

(I love moose and am the happy owner of a 4-inch moose cookie cutter which I ordered from a shop in Anchorage long, long ago. But that's another story.)

I’m from Québec! That’s no moose! That’s my wife.