But they’re special. Repeat that a thousand times? Not needed. You’ve heard it a thousand times from them. Not that there should be any dispute. Look at their health care and social outcomes. They didn’t have to handwash or wear masks for Covid. That had nothing to do with their leading the world in Covid deaths and cases. Nooo. Covid didn’t dare attack the great, at least not that much. Covid is no dummy.

There is now no health or social outcome I can find where the US is not last in the west. Dead effing last. (For rape they’re neck and neck with the Australians). But it’s worse than even that. For longevity, several Third World countries have zipped by them. Ecuador, Panama, Cuba,…even China, even though 40% of Chinese still smoke the cigarettes the American Tobacco Company addicted them to 100yrs. ago in a targeted campaign. And Americans now pollute twice as much per cap as anyone else. And why not? You don’t really believe their greatness deserves treatment equal to the lesser forms, do you?

But who cares about such trivia when you’re special. Very special. They specialize in being special. And really let’s be honest, God chose them to be special because they were special to begin with. It was their due. Any talk otherwise is just envy and meanness. And the health outcomes are just vicious lies from the envious. Sure the Japanese now outlive Americans by almost 10 yrs, but so what! Ten more years of eating rice? Ugh! So for 330 million Americans who forgo ten years of life to be American , that’s 3.3 billion life years lost and if life expectancy is 75-ish that adds up to 50 million lifetimes lost. That’s a number dwarfing any recorded Holocaust. But who cares when you had one death occurring in the genocidal terroristic Jan 6 coup-rebellion? Right?

They’re great and there’s just no denying their greatness. To deny that you have to lie, like about their pathetic social and Health outcomes. Did I say they were great? Well you can’t say it often enough. They’re great and no moral code or international law should apply to the truly great. So stop the bleating serfs who can’t recognize greatness. And donate what you have to make them even greater. Don’t make them have to take it by force. Yuppers. Great and special. Look if you want to say specially great or greatly special, I think it’s ok but will check. The Australians likely already have.