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Potatoes are supposed to have lots of eyes. This one only has 2, and they are close-set like there is some genetic defect owing to inbreeding. The bowler hat is OK. The ears are great...good for tagging him with the nickname "Wingnut". The spindly arm musculature is on par with a Lefty..."akimbo" is a nice touch. The periwinkle blue shoes are a nice touch too. But most troubling is the absence of a torso. It draws together where he eats and poops far too close. The meme is a fail because it had no NSFW warning. I ate a bad oyster once and 4 hours later...vibriosis. I got the same taste in my mouth looking at that meme as I got from that oyster. Har-r-rumph! :(

Dec 23
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8:09 AM

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