The app for independent voices

Hmmm... Im too lazy to fool myself into thinking I’d travel farther than the corner stoplight (it’s a busy one and no one is using it at the moment) and too much of an outlaw (in spirit if not action) to pay a city that pretend “fixes” potholes using domino’s powdered sugar laced with dehydrated Elmer’s glue. I can rely on PR gov agencies continuing to do what they do best which is set the parameters for incompetence. I could set up a truck stand selling counterfeit chocolate-dipped goat testicles and they’d get around to demanding their unfair share in about 11 years. In the meantime, I’d eke out a modest living selling people the balls they’re missing. But that’s too much work so bottled water at las lomas’ Walgreens stoplight it is. Your idea is a good one, though; it’d be way more lucrative at the 59th st bridge but not enough to pay a NY rent so I’d be living under the bridge, too. :-D

Nov 24, 2021
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