I was incensed on seeing the local basketball hoops covered and the tennis courts locked at the beginning of the scamdemic. I scoured what state laws I could find, until: Aha! I called the Mayor's office, and the pleasant lady on the phone seemed interested in the problem. I said, "I think locking these recreational facilities is in violation of Arizona Revised Statutes 36-788." She assured me that the mayor would hear about it that day, and that somebody would call me back same day. That afternoon a man called from the Mayor's Office, and said, "I just want you to know that all the locks have been taken off the city tennis courts, and the recreational facilities are now all free to use." Without fail, every single week before and after that day, my family uses those recreational facilities several times per week. We are out there in triple digit temps as well as all of the rest of each year. In fact, that outdoor recreation is my number one health insurance. As a naturopathic physician, I know it to be the most effective one, with the best return on investment.