Are you seriously entertaining the thought of people being allowed to braid someone else's hair, without undergoing extensive training and passing a competency test? People could wind up with uneven braids! It would be an esthetic catastrophe, not to mention their embarrassment! Causing someone to be laughed at is VIOLENCE! People could DIE! Don't you understand? This is to protect the PEOPLE! And don't even get me started on lemonade stands.