If in fact the most politically important social network is embracing its destiny and becoming a forum in the truest sense... status conferred by sigs and avatars... formal policies on mod sass... the richest man on earth debasing himself in a futile quest for the approval of catturd2... are you tempted to return?

Also, if Something Awful had the deliberately pugnacious ideas like defacing other people's profiles, and Reddit has the disarmingly lame joke flair like Reddit gold, what premium cosmetic features would fit with Twitter's ethos?