At this point, we pretty much have figured out via induction the corporate press' algorithm for dealing with inconvenient realities. First, ignore it. After it can't be ignored any longer, distract the public with something else or shoot the messengers, whichever is most feasible. Or do both. If distraction or cancelling don't work, discretely switch jerseys and pretend like everyone knew it the whole time, but don't adjust to any of the implications.

Thus, you heard it here first: six weeks from now, we'll see a headline of "Anti-vaxxers may be right about the mRNA vaccine safety profile. Here's why everyone should get vaccinated or re-boosted anyway."