No, I was just a typical teenaged boy; I liked girl-butts, I liked smacking them, and I liked the idea of getting one over on Sherry. Two of the three still apply. I found out later that she really didn't mind it all that much, either.

I really feel sorry for boys these days. God help you if you touch someone; it's a hangin' offense - one that will follow you life-long. Wouldn't want to melt any snowflakes now, would we?