My ex wrote what was considered by many at that time the definitive anti-circumcision text and at age 20 engaged in a broadcast debate with a crusty but famous obstetrician/gynecologist about the practice. As one of the few intact men in America, I can confirm that it is not and has never been any sort of a problem, and when in medical school I saw circumcisions performed, I swore that would never happen to a boy of mine. I have two, and it hasn't.

And don't be afraid of Americans; we're actually pretty nice; our gub'ment is a very different thing. Sort of like Canada and the current gub'ment of Fidelito. Besides, if Canada be saved from the Socialist Utopia, there is nobody on the planet who can do it except us.