My ex was in the "mommy-porn" business - basically publishing racy "romance" books for women. At a Vegas industry show, as we were strolling past the exhibits, I remarked on the stunning pulchritude of the girls at the various booths. Her reply? "Oh, you have no idea. The most beautiful young girls in the world will do absolutely anything in front of a camera, for money. I have three teenaged daughters, and I was informed that the bare minimum for keeping a boyfriend was: shave, swallow, and take it up the butt." Jesus, I was born too soon.