"Well, I went into orbit"

You already know I dig your style, Jules, but yeah. I've had enough.

"plastic cup*

Me and Mrs. Pi went to DC a few years back to watch a Nats game and got a room near the stadium. We met up in the lobby with friends from the suburbs. We shared the elevator with three young people, one of whom, after popping a complimentary mint into her mouth, dropped the plastic wrapper onto the elevator floor at her feet.

While they were talking (loudly and crudely, I must note) I bent down and picked up the wrapper, and looked her straight in the eye as I slipped it into my pocket. And she said, I totally swear, "Oh no you di-in't.

Our floor beeped and we walked out. Anthony said, "That was brutal!"

I hate that total lack of respect for everything and everyone.

*presents arms* You have my Torch and my Pitchfork.