Because heaping blame on a cat is just water off the goose's back? And because the people hired by the state to run this newly-minted agency are so square and out of it, not to mention humourless apparatchiks and politruks that they make "Yankthewitch" look good in comparison. Even I am more "with it" regarding memes and internet lingo, and I no longer have my herd of students to keep me up to date.