Yes, having had my mother murdered by the doctors and hospitals back in 2009, who caused a degree of suffering I would not have thought possible outside of a Mongol invasion, you're meowing very compellingly to me. But gosh. It was the aspirin wut done it? Sorry to learn that because in the right dose and used with care, that stuff is magic. The extra-strength (500mg) caplets taken 2 at a time are the only thing that has ever worked on my migraines, which only occasional as they are, used to be 36 hours of misery, including the danger of lightheadedness after the pain decided to stop. [I always take aspirin with 1000mg of vitamin C per aspirin tablet and it is truly my miracle drug for any serious pain.] Anyway--this is one heck of a post. Any more eye-opening I'd be seeing out of the back of my head. This is just superb work and if I thought I admired you to the maximum already, I sure miscalculated.