Well, funny thing. There's a commercial that plays all the time on cable for a package of deodorant products whose inventor promises "you'll be as stink-free as humanly possible" and every time I see it I think they are destroying important scent signals for finding a suitable mate (or even a congenial friend).

And meanwhile the latest face fashion trend for women is to look grim and starved with buccal plastic surgery removing all signs of nubile cheeks.

It's true, but these poor kids don't know it these days, that you gotta work up a sweat to be properly fuckable, boys and girls alike. No wonder dating apps are working out so poorly. They need Smell-O-Vision.