We believe that the fastideous, meticulously candid & disinterested journalist, who's likely risking lots more than their nightmarish, slap in the face "gig" while driving around through rocket attacks, to ask panicky Nazi substance abusers questions that could set off some unknown child trauma... are obviously paid RooskiBots, since nerdy people, who can't go along to get along with TV endorphin addicts simply got to be anti-Murkin Commie (raciist epithet deleted) lovers!