George Carlin is going to have to take a back seat to you after this comic masterpiece. Virologists & biochemists (including the "vitamin" hunters) end up doing some of the weirdest lab voodoo sorcery and horrific animal torture methods that it is a wonder how the marketing departments of the Church of Germ Nuttery ever got it passed off as "science". I guess they thought none of us peasants would ever bother to look under the science wrapper packaging.

Over the decades they've upgraded to more sophisticated technology, lab machines, and computers but it's all the same bullshit witchcraft they ever used to perform. I wonder if some of these lab goon pharma foot soldiers have to meet a certain psychological profile in order to begin and complete Rockefeller laboratory cult training. Once you start jabbing needles into the brains of small animals and monkeys to make ze "medicine", you probably aren't coming back from it.