A Pope who recently died was standing in line to gain entrance to the Pearly Gates where St Peter was checking folks in. A man carrying a small black case jumped ahead of everyone, and was immediately let through the Gates. The Pope stepped out of line and went up to St Peter to request immediate entrance, since he was such an important personage. St Peter told him he'd have to go to the back of the line and wait like everyone else. Offended and upset, the Pope pointed out that a man with a small case was just let in ahead of everyone. Was he more eminent than the Pope? St Peter answered: "Oh, that's God. He thinks he's a doctor."