Reminds me of the 2nd grade joke of Woodrow the one-eyed boy inviting Margaret, the one-legged girl, if she’d like to go to the school dance on Friday night:

- Would I? Would I?!?!?? she replied all excited.

To which he angrily responded:

- Wood eye? Fine, forget it then, Peg-leg, Peg-leg!!!

Sorry. The 1980s. All jokes flowed, good and bad.