The app for independent voices

Ok, I was up all night trying to figure out how we can get rid of these evil guns, especially the scary looking ones with the higher power, and all of a sudden it hit me. We need to give children the right to vote! I'm thinking we go as young as two years old because that is when a child is responsible enough to make important life choices like gender, sexual identity, and participate in harmless pass times like getting lap dances from drag queens and receiving experimental vaccines without their parents knowledge or consent. Anyway, if we can get them to vote we might have a chance at making sure no more weapons of war are allowed, or, at the very least, raise the age to purchase scary guns to age 26 when a person's brain is fully developed. Then we can move on to banning blunt objects which kill way more people than guns every year!

Jun 7, 2022
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