Apropos of nothing: I think that "Weird Al" Yankovik missed a golden parody opportunity of the mid-80s Billy Joel hit "We Didn't Start the Fire." Al's would've been "Don't Light Your Farts on Fire," of course. 😛 All is not lost, however. The less well known Bob Rivers took Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" and mutated it into "Fart on an Elevator."