No, I am serious now. If you are inviting someone that is not vaxxed or, vaxxed but not enough boosters, it is your responsability to inject them. Take the opportunity, please.
Put needles around your house so that they get the shot:
- Inside the turkey. Make sure that thet get a piece with a needle inside. Try to distract them so that they bite the needle.
- On the chair (needle up), they can get the jab in their genitals, no worries, it works anyway. These vaccines are excellent. If the needle penetrates through the asshole, still works.
- Same story for the toilet. If they are female, ok. If they are male only with number 2. So make sure that he eats a lot and needs to go. Think about adding laxative.
- Walls. If they lean on, vax gets in.
- Floor, only if you require guests to remove shoes.
- Suggest games in which players must write something. Instead of pencils and pens, well, you know.
- If nothing works, desperate measures, put the liquid into their drinks. Not sure if it works that way, but no worries. I will file a petition to the FDA on behalf of Pfizer for a drinkable vaccine (basically the same stuff, but drunk). Full approved in 5-10 minutes. So, it works.
- If nothing work, you have failed. Society ows you nothing, you are shit.
Nov 25, 2021
at
2:47 PM
Log in or sign up
Join the most interesting and insightful discussions.