Feminists and bitter man-haters must be hugging themselves. At last, they have their own four-letter word. True, it has five but that’s close enough. There is a plenitude of nasty words that can be used to insult a woman. Tart, slapper, whore, slut, thot (new to me!) and so on but now they have “incel” a slur on men because they fail to attract a woman for a sufficient period for her to lay down. Even drunk or with a slut. Hence, they are failures and pointless. Of course, there always was “wanker” but nearly everyone is, or was, as they squirmed through their early teens – including women. Not an easy time for me and my friends and seeing the women’s hundred yards dash would send the hormones pillaging amongst my brain and nervous system. Only one thing for it. Staying on for the semi-finals and finals was exhausting. Watching women’s pole vaulting now, I am glad that I am well past it. As an actor said, being free of a libido is like being unchanged from a lunatic. But back to “incel,” so much is nested in that word, ugly, unattractive, isolated, unlovable, unsuccessful or without the other accoutrements which women find attractive such as status, property, money, ear and nose hair (just kidding) your own sadomasochist torture chamber or a glider. A penniless incel, by the way, is called a “pencil”.

My fear is that “incel” will become a formal charge or psychopathy or at least “evidence against the accused”. “Innocent until proven incel” or worse “Guilty until proven that you are not”. And proof that you are incel? You haven’t had a shag in two years, you have some girly magazines and you’ve been to some, what some might say, questionable websites. The investigators will know that one because your computer is bursting with viruses. Where I used to live, the porn channel on TV showed catwalk models strutting their stuff. It’s all some people need and that’s ok.

Where I live now, we are often surrounded by monkeys and not cuddly ones. The big fellah would have your face off but one day he will be battered by a younger, fitter pretender to the throne and he will be cast out. He will limp off and die alone. Incel.

In the UK, old people dying and remaining undiscovered is common enough. In my adopted country, there is a growing number of dislocated young men suffering the same fate. I wonder if any grudge feminist, would find pleasure in that, incel or not.

Yes, there are isolated young women but their cats keep them alive.