Being a long-time reader I'm sure you've head this story before, but for others:

I was at a softball tournament WITHOUT MY PHONE. After it was over a few of the guys were talking about going to a specific strip club over in Portland. I ended up going home, and when I logged onto FB there was an ad for that exact strip club. Never saw it before, never saw it again.

This means that FB wasn't only spying on ME (it didn't know I was there), but that it was spying on my FRIENDS and altering what I see based on what THEY are doing. What the actual fuck?!?!?